30 Things Not to Say During Surgery

1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.
3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
6. Hand me that….uh….that uh….thingie.
7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
9. Darn, there go the lights again…
10. Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
11. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
12. Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off..
13. What’s this doing here?
14. I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here..
15. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
16. I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
17. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
18. Sterile, shcmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
19. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
20. And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
    
21. OK, now take a picture from this angle.
22. This is truly a freak of nature.
23. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
24. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
25. Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
26. What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
27. She’s gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
28. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
29. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
30. Anything! Period.

This made me laugh xD I might make a page for these.

I got this from the Panic Button…

http://panicbuttonblog.com/things-to-do/29-things-you-dont-want-to-here-in-surgery/

10 Things You Don’t Say At a Funeral

1. *Poke an old person* and say “You’re next.”
2. “How much is this costing us?”
3. “Jeez, I didn’t know the rat killer was that powerful; this was meant to be a joke!”
4. *To a family member,* “he never liked you.”
5. “Does anyone else smell something?”
6. “Famous last words, indeed.”
7. *If the corpse was a close relation,* “Hey, wait!  I knew this guy!”
8. “I am so high right now.”
9. “Why so serious?”
10. *To his/her wife/husband,* “Don’t worry; I heard Hell isn’t as bad as the Bible makes it seem.”
11. “Did they find a motive?”
12. “Drugs kill, kids.”
13. “…And this is why fire and gasoline just don’t mix.”
14. *If the parent of dead one is still alive,* say “Congratulations!  You must be so proud!”
15. “What a beautiful day to be alive.”

I found this on a site and thought I’d post it – since it’s so short, I might post again tonight.

High-T3ch Cars~

I’ve spent the past couple of minutes thinking about what to post, and trust me – it’s not easy finding something. So I decided to google up on some cool things that might actually be interesting.

First off… A Floating Car!

They Developed the Floating Car By Filling It With Helium.

~Wasn’t that obvious enough? We could’ve had floating cars years ago.

But since the original video was removed, let’s watch a different kind of floating car =)

~An i-Phone controlled car! What will they think of next?

This hacker managed to tap into his Mazda’s onboard webserver and diagnostics system via an iPod Touch. He can start the engine, lock/unlock, pop the trunk see its car location on GPS. Really cool stuff!

I am not sure how old this truck is but it still looks like it could kick some serious buttox! Loaded with James Bond features such as oil spills and rocket launchers, I am surprised President Obama hasn’t baught something like this for his protection.

~Not sure what it is, but it looks really cool!

I’ll try to post some more interesting stuff tomorrow. That’s it for today =)